Other clauses she forgotBy Tom SmithIn addition to the
Proportional Representation Clause, here some other clauses our next Associate Justice might have mentioned:
1. The Restive Commerce Clause
2. The Separation of Church and State Clause
3. The Privacy Clause
4. The Sharp Clause
5. The Equal Pay for Equal Work Clause
6. The Don't Mess With Texas Clause
7. The Frequent Flyer Clause
8. The Ladies First Clause
9. The Living Law Clause
10. The Go Along to Get Along Clause
This is all just surreal. If I were applying for a job as a Justice of the
United States Supreme Court, I would let somebody who knew some constitutional law proof read my application. Wouldn't you? Don't they have people in the White House who can do that sort of thing? What is going on in there? Is there is crisis in the control tower of Spaceship America?
posted by thomas at 10/20/2005 05:03:00 PM