Alitio song contestBy Tom SmithYou think you can do better?
(to the tune of
Maria, from West Side Story)
(spoken) Alito. . . (sings) The most beautiful sound I ever heard: Alito, Alito, Alito . . .All the beautiful sounds of the law in a single word . . Alito, Alito, Alito . . . Alito! Bush just named a judge named Alito, And suddenly I findI'm feeling much more kindTo he! Alito! I've just read a case by Alito, And suddenly I've found a jurist who is sound, Hee Hee!Alito! Say it soft and it's school kids praying.Say it loud and it's liberals braying!Alito, I'll rarely stop saying Alito! The most beautiful sound I ever heard. Alito.
posted by thomas at 10/31/2005 09:38:00 AM
