The Right Coast

September 05, 2005
In the midst of tragedy, laughter . . .
By Tom Smith

Sean Penn goes to NO and makes more of a fool of himself than you would have thought possible, even though you know he is a complete idiot. Click through to the photo. For those of you who are rushing to NO to help--probably best to leave your entourage at home.

And the weird thing is, he really is an immensely talented actor; he really is. As a final act of generosity, I think he should leave his brain to science, and perhaps settle once and for all whether there is some kind of biological conflict between being a good actor and your brain working OK in other respects.