The Right Coast

August 05, 2005
With a name like . . .
By Tom Smith

It could be worse. I could be named Buttafuco. Or like that poor woman at my high school named "Pigg." She must have really loved her husband. But you really get tired of the "is that your real name?" cracks, usually from some guy who works at a Motel 6, like he should be ragging anybody. Anyway, I came across this, where I do pretty well, considering.