The Right Coast

April 20, 2005
 
Towards a History of Liberation Theology and the Papacy in Latin America: A Play in One Act
By Tom Smith

Liberation Theologian: Jesus wants us to be communists!
Church: No he doesn't.
LT: Yes he does!
Church: No he doesn't.
LT: Yes he does!
Church: Look, if you don't stop saying that, we're going to have to fire you. We've got responsibilities around here.
LT: Jesus wants us to be communists!
Church: No, he doesn't.
LT: Yes he does!
Church: OK, fine. You're fired.
LT: Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!