The Right Coast

February 24, 2005
Trouble in Canadistan
By Tom Smith

Polar bear 1: What's that in the sky, Herb?
Polar bear 2: It looks like one of those new North Korean ICBM's, I forget what they're called.
Polar bear 1: Where do you suppose it's heading, eh?
Polar bear 2: I don't know, but I'm comforted by the fact that it is U.S. Americans, not Canadians (who are also North Americans, you know) who will be incinerated.
Polar bear 1: Well, I don't know, but in any event, our job is not to worry about geopolitics, but merely to catch fish and the occassional marine mammal, and eat them, eh?
Polar bear 2: Too true.

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