The Right Coast

October 23, 2004
A scary dream
By Tom Smith

I was walking my dog, when suddenly I was attacked by swarms of nannites, all armed with assault rifles. Fortunately, there were cats around, so I was able to grab one by the tail and use it to beat off the nannites. None of this would happen, I thought, if we had sensible regulations on nannites and assault rifles. Cats are useful, however. Some guy was standing there recording the whole thing with his digital camera.

Sorry. Hits have been down lately and I am suffering from pangs of envy.