The Right Coast

March 05, 2004
 
FAQ for middle aged guys
By Tom Smith

Q: Was she hitting on me or just being friendly?

A: Just being friendly.

Q: Lately I have noticed in combing my hair, lots is coming out. I have gone from having a receding hairline to being actually bald. Is there anything I can do to restore that youthful, vigorous look that comes from having a full head of hair?

A: No.

To be continued . . .