St. Boyton the Crusader
By Tom Smith
I would handle it this way. Pres: General, you realize you musn't say anything to offend those Muslims around the world who don't want to see us and our children burn like gas-soaked rags? General: Yes, Sir. Pres: Now go out there and kill some more terrorists! General: Yes,
Sir!
This from the weekly standard. Hat tip to
Yale Diva. (Like that girl, apparently another Audrey Hepburn fan. Daaaah, dah, dum, daaah, dah, dah, dah, dum, I'm crossing you in style, some day . . . .)
posted by thomas at 11/01/2003 02:42:00 PM
