The Right Coast

November 22, 2003
 
Great Products? I'll give you great products
By Tom Smith

Tyler Cohen recommends $600 binocs and $16,000 stereo speakers. Yes, I want them. But let's get real. Here are my recommendations:

1. Take along deluxe baby swing. Legally sedate your baby. Perfect thing for your screaming ball of rage. Why does swinging and watching flashing lights calm the savage beast? Who knows. But it works. The French, I am told, have baby vallium. They would. You can use the baby swing, however, without causing brain damage, which may lead to leftist internationalism and saying phhhhhhhhht! in adulthood.

2. Dyson DC07 vacuum cleaner. I love this thing. A high-tech vacuum that really works. Sucks up matted dog hair, assorted kid detritus, year old dirt. At $500, a little pricey for a vacuum cleaner, but after you see the pints of crud you've been living with, you'll fall in love. Also, you're supporting the best of free market innovation. Long story there. It is (drum roll) the Dyson DC07 (Get it at amazon.com).