The Right Coast

October 28, 2003
 
What do you call a right-wing comedian?
By Tom Smith

Senator. To answer the Daily Standard, yes, I'm ready for Senator Dennis Miller. Liberal Hollywood hates him. He calls the French "les bags du scum." He has been denounced by Sir Elton John. He renamed the San Andreas fault Grey Davis's fault. He's tough. People will vote for him. Another reason. Barbara Boxer. Oh, and he said of a tired Robert Byrd "he must be burning the cross at both ends."