Looking for God's signatureBy Tom SmithA couple of astronomers are looking for a message in the
cosmic background radiation. Since CBR is the same whereever you look at it from, and whatever species you are, they figure that's where whoever (might have) created the universe would put it. (I also have a theory. It is that these guys have tenure.) Other than suggesting the first bits would be to help decode the rest, they don't have much to say about what might be in the message. As physical scientists, they of course expect something mathematical. Other possibilities
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posted by thomas at 1/04/2006 10:10:00 AM