The Right Coast

April 02, 2005
Trouble in Canadistan
By Tom Smith

(For those unfamiliar with this series, these two characters are polar bears, who reside in the great white North.)

Herb: Looks like trouble for the government, eh, Joey?
Joey: I don't see that it's any concern of ours, Herb. All politicians are crooks.
Herb: Oh, look, there goes another one of those American jets on patrol. Makes you feel safe, eh?
Joey: We are also Americans, Herb. North Americans.
Herb: You know what I mean.
Joey: I do.
Herb: I bet they're sniggering in Washington, eh?
Joey: Eh.
Herb: Well, time to go eat an eskimo or something.
Joey: True enough.